“If you happen to know of a better way to clean a penis, I’m all ears!”

This unusual quote was heard at the store over the past weekend during an extensive “Dildo Dusting” project, which is set to continue for a while, as literally hundreds of dildos need to pass through our experienced hands.
 
So why are we having this rather late spring cleaning? It’s like this: we’ve had some renovating done to our stairs over the past weeks, and the resulting dust has covered everything in layers of muck. Whilst shelves and leather jackets can be dusted down relatively easily, dildos tend to really suck up the dust, making a more thorough scrubbing a necessity.
 
This daunting task was too much just for us, so we rustled up one of our Toy Boy friends as a willing volunteer, and we set him to work with some rubber polish and a whole lot of enthusiasm.
 
We had not anticipated that this simple cleaning project would become an almost emotional trip down memory lane. Whilst taking dozens of dildos from their shelves, our happy helper discovered toys we believed to have been sold out long ago, like the Halloweenesque Sperm Tail, and the Red Double Fist. Memories are truly a priceless commodity.
 
As a bonus, customers seemed to find the sight of our able assistant working the shafts of dildo after dildo with the rubber polish strangely appealing. We had no idea that so many of our customers got a kick out of cleaning!