Something Neo this way comes
We’re positively titillated to be able to present the newest addition to our assortment. Now is your chance to wrap your best assets in something new, or - to be more precise - in something neo. Neoprene that is!
Our basement level is now home to Neoprene open bottom briefs, guaranteed to make your ass look good & feel great. The briefs come in solid black, or in black with blue, yellow or red stripes. They can be yours for € 47.50.
In other news (or depending on your plans with the bare bottom briefs: in totally related news!), we’ve also had a shipment in of the Ass Servant, TitanMen Tools’ “last word on anal authority”. This smooth-bodied colossus with tapered tip puts the “UGH” in butt plug with its diameter of slightly over 9,5 centimetres (3,75 inches). Not something the average novice should be attempting, but at € 42 a must-have for the experienced toy boy who’s not afraid of a challenge!