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All you slinging kids better hold on to your jock-straps, because we have exciting news!

Starting next month, we will be selling the RED Sling (Restrained Engineered Designs). This portable sling with its unique design requires NO tools for assembly (after all, nothing like a nightmarish IKEA experience to dampen the spirits and deflate your erection).

Equipped with non-marking rubber feet, bright zinc electroplated finish, cross bars with safety clips, heavy duty dual purpose attachment points & equally heavy duty canvas bag, this sling is a must-have for all you playful boys that want to go the distance, but at the same time be comfortable (or at least only uncomfortable in the areas you want to be, but we sell stuff for that too, wink wink).

Other features:
·        Unique RED body-contour design
·        Perfect support, yet unrestricted access
·        Adjustable headrest
·        Ankle restraints included
·        Washable fabrics
·        Stainless steel or zinc plated chain sets available
·        Army tested & NATO approved (and we don’t just mean by some guys playing costume dress-up)

Prices:
·        Frame only: € 660
·        Canvas sling only: € 145
·        Chain-set: € 36
·        Complete RED Sling: € 805

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