Get your nuts in a sling
We almost forgot to tell all you Toy Boys about an exciting new product we got in recently. Many of you are undoubtedly familiar with the Oxball cocksling, or with their assortment of sturdy silicone anal locks. These we have been selling for a good while now.
Joining them now is a kind of hybrid between the two: the Spark Plug is an ingenious butt plug, attached to a cocksling. The attachment is one stretchy bastard, so whether your hole & your balls are close neighbours, or whether they reside in different zip codes, makes no difference.
The plug itself looks like a little beehive, and as soon as you start putting it to use, each segment moves away from the others, thus ensuring that it gets the full tour of all your nooks & crannies.
The cocksling part itself is just like the regular one: plenty of stretch for putting it on & taking it off (even for those endowed with juic, pendulous nads), but as soon as it has settled into place, it grips your cock & balls more firmly than Zatte Rita does a bottle of booze.
We sell them in black and red, which at €63 is one hell of a bargain for an anal lock. So come get yours today, and experience the added joy of being able to tell your partner that you are “locked & loaded”, and really meaning it too!